Chris Brown Beats Rihanna, Finds God

In what is a predictable move (not the beating part) – Chris Brown is now looking to God. After his Grammy Day arrest, Chris Brown was released on bail after beating the shit out of Rihanna. The singer/dancer didn’t give a statement for a couple of days, until yesterday when he finally announced that he was looking to God for forgiveness:

“Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging a better person,”

I guess I would be finding God too if Jay-Z told me I was a “walking dead man”.

– Brent Koepp