Suge Knight suggests 2Pac is still alive

Let’s all take a moment to read this absurd article from the good folks over at TMZ.

There is a VERY good chance Tupac Shakur is alive and well … and hiding … this according to the man who was with him during the supposedly fatal shooting in Vegas, Suge Knight.

Knight just appeared on 93.5 KDay in L.A. with Tattoo and Cee Cee … and pumped some major fuel into the biggest urban legend in hip hop … that Tupac FAKED his own death.

Knight says his theory explains why cops never found his murderer — because there was no murder.

“Maybe the question is … Pac’s not really dead … pac’s somewhere else,” Knight says.

When asked if he ever saw Tupac’s body following the 1996 shooting, he adds, “Nobody seen Tupac dead. ”

Knight explains, “The person who supposedly cremated Tupac … this guy got about 3 million dollars .. personally from me … cash … and next thing I know I never heard from the guy or seen him again … he retired and left.”

Could it be that Pac faked his death, grew out a beard, and moved to Cuba (like our friends on the playground have been telling us for years) only to make a reappearance as Coachella as a hologram, stir up record sales again, and then make a glorious return in physical form?

Yep, I’m betting on it. And Suge, please pass whatever it is you’re smoking.